I want you to sigh and fall apart.
(The Cure - The End of the World)
 
This just in - my sister is a looooooooser.  I arrived home yesterday from my camping trip only to find this email in my inbox.
 
Yesterday I bought an Astro Boy watch for $5.  It made me happy.  Then a bird pooped on my head.  : )
 
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In other news, my good friend Noriyuki Yumiyama is going back to Japan to work for 6 months.  Seeing how his girlfriend never lets us see him while he's here in the city, at least now he has a legitimate excuse for his absence in our lives.  May Japan slap some sense in you my good friend. 
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I like Tahiti Treat.  It makes my teeth red and my stomach jump with glee.
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Sonia hates bacon but I love it.  One day when she's sleeping I'm going to wake up early and make her breakfast with lots of fruits, whip cream and bacon.  Then I'm going to surprise her with this breakfast of champions.  When she refuses to eat the bacon I will suggest putting the hot bacon on her body instead.  Then I'm going to eat the bacon off her body and make irresistable chewing noises.  All this passion and romance will drive her insane and she will have no choice but to love bacon just as I do.  Mmmmm bacon.